Mr. Bonker loves bonking different things, depending on his mood.
Right now, he's focused on bonking the fuck out of Solana,
making sure it gets its shit together. Help him by clicking anywhere
on the website to power his bonks!
SOLANA IS BONKED TO REASON
(8,000 bonks)
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THE TRENCHES ARE REVITALISED
(15,000 bonks)
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MR. BONKER ASCENDS TO ITS SPIRITUAL FORM
(30,000 bonks)
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MR. BONKER FIGHTS AND DEFEATS EVIL BOGDANOFF
(50,000 bonks)
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SOLANA'S BRAINCELLS ARE PARTIALLY RESTORED
(80,000 bonks)
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